| After getting the Out Of Hand's record "Canadian Gothic" (Raw Energy Records) I became interested in getting an interview with this great canadian band. Here's what Chris Boneless had to say on all these stupid questions... |
Q: Beginnings, line-up, influences…
A: Out Of Hand formed six years ago when three high school friends decided that it would
be rad to play in a band together! Those three people were Chris Boneless/ Bass Player
& Singer, Jimmy Sick/ Guitar & Singer, and Cort/ Guitar & Singer. A few years
later after having problems with their first drummer, Rob Donkey joined the band in 1995.
Rob was also a very close friend with the band. Our main influences are anything fast and
hard, mostly from the California thrash scene but also a few Canadian greats. The
influences include D.R.I., Corosion Of Conformity, Suicidal Tendancies, The Dayglo
Abortions, SNFU, (Labelmates) Random Killing and The Bunchofuckingoofs!
Q: Something about your hometown, Whitby.
A: Whitby's cool! We have good weed and Canadian Beer! We Also have a kick ass skateboard
park! Oh yeah and the world largest Go-Kart Track! Whoooppeee!!!!!! Our Punk scene here is
pretty cool! There is lot's of support for all the bands OLD & NEW just cause
everybody's friends with each other!
Q: Something about your fights against deterioration of the
environment; fights for Niagara. Do you know who set-up the first electric generator (on
Niagara)?
A: No Idea who set up the first generator but I bet you he is a rich fucker now! As for
our fights with the safety of the environment well the issue that is in the essay in Our
CD is a debate that has been going on for sometime now in our area and we thought that the
younger generation should have that brought to their attention because it affects them as
well and their parents and plus alot of the stuff that goes on with Philip Environmental
is done behind the peoples back. Now hopefully people will look into this problem
themselves! Just the thought of drinking runoff from some Factory sickens me and I hope
we've reached some new awareness of this particular issue.
Q: Your first sexual experience. Did you have any homosexual
experiences? (Statistics are saying that every 10th man did!)
A: Some girl touched my thingy in grade six either that or Masturbation with a porno
Mag!!! No Homosexuality from this end or any end for that matter! But our guitarist James
like to wear womens underwear on his head occaionally!
Q: Tell us the stupidest joke you've ever heard.
A: Out Of Hand's a good band! Ha Ha Ha!
Q: Impressions from Out Of Hand summer tour.
A: Alot of shows, Long Drive's, Lot's of smoking (Weed & Cigarettes), Lot's of beer,
Made alot of new friends slept on one too manny floors and no one got sick!! I Hate Living
in our Van! Over all a good trip!
Q: What do you think that S.C.A.B. means? Please answer it on Serbian.
A: Satanic Canadian Asshole Band (in other words us Out Of Hand)
Q: What does your parents think of music you play?
A: Um No Comment!
Q: What do you know 'bout Yugoslavia?
A: It's in Europe and we want to tour there! Oh yeah and a girl I know is from there I
think! Our Label says it is a cool place to go too!
Q: Best porno sites on internet.
A: Out Of Hand Official Website: http://rawenergy.passport.ca/out.htm
Q: Best heavy metal bands.
A: I'll give you my top ten in no particular Order:
1. Iron Maiden
2. (Old) Metallica
3. Motorhead
4. Slayer
5. Quiet Riot
6. Anthrax
7. Judas Priest
8. D.R.I.
9. C.O.C.
10. Suicidal Tendancies
Q: Why did you call your album Canadian Gothic? What do you think about
Gothic?
Answer: Goth music stinks that is not at all why we called the album Canadian Gothic.
There is a picture called American Gothic with the Old Man and the pitch-fork with an old
lady. Well on our CD (the actual CD) there is a picture of a punk with a pitch-fork with
his Punk-rock wife and a kid giving the finger. Well that's our Canadian Gothic picture
that was origionally gonna be the album cover but didn't end up on the cover to to
Corperate bullshit!
Q: Say something stupid for the end.
A: Yum Yum Yum Yum in your bum the different drum go eat some cum while you strum and hum
dee dumb eating plums fighting bums do you want some scrounging crumbs metal thumbs!
SATANSATANNATASNATASSANTASANTASATANSATAN
METAL UP YER ASS !
YO MOFO TOTO YOYO NO DOUGH OH NO!
Piss on your little dog too!
Eat Trash spend cash smoke hash beach bash!
No food no booze I lose!
I said piss on your fucking dog!
Shorts sports warts!
Dick nick quick pick lick sick rick flick click!
Coffe shop hip hop don't stop mad props big flop dance till ya drop drink pop harvest
crops!
dooo de doooo
DILDO.....?
Skull fuck!
Yeah I mean you!
Who dat? Your fat laundry mat cat?
Swing thing!
Eat beat your meat sounds sweet what a treat!
Damn that dog of yours!
Um was that stupid enough????